Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 4

smitdavi · 05-08-2009, 06:53 AM

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

357 · 05-08-2009, 06:55 AM

(218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

smitdavi · 05-08-2009, 05:36 PM

(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

One of my faves

357 · 05-11-2009, 05:49 AM

(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

357 · 05-11-2009, 05:51 AM

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

LooseCard · 05-11-2009, 07:27 AM

(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

05-11-2009, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

Love it.

(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

smitdavi · 05-11-2009, 12:10 PM

I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

357 · 05-11-2009, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smitdavi

I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.

05-11-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.

Me too, same with GHM....PM me if you don't know what that is & want to know.

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:11 AM

(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:14 AM

(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

smokeyandthebandit05 · 05-17-2009, 08:15 PM

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

galaga · 05-12-2009, 12:10 PM

(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

How'd Tom get on there??!!

PeteSB75 · 05-12-2009, 02:07 PM

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(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

Funny chit

05-14-2009, 08:45 AM

Hahahaha, those are great....

And this one too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

pnoon · 05-17-2009, 08:17 PM

Nice review.

Genetic Defect · 05-17-2009, 08:30 PM

(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

I wonder if Advil PM works as well

smokeyandthebandit05 · 05-17-2009, 08:38 PM

(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

05-08-2009, 06:53 AM	#1
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

05-08-2009, 06:55 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 05:36 PM	#3
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night. (662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs. (1-662): You have my attention. One of my faves

05-11-2009, 05:49 AM	#4
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 05:51 AM	#5
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 07:27 AM	#6
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

05-11-2009, 12:10 PM	#8
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

05-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#11
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 11:14 AM	#12
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok? (216): ... about that ... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-17-2009, 08:15 PM	#13
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

05-12-2009, 12:10 PM	#15
galaga Just call me Slappy. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,832 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance How'd Tom get on there??!! __________________ I may be easy, but I'm sure as hell ain't cheap....

05-17-2009, 08:17 PM	#18
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Nice review. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

05-17-2009, 08:30 PM	#19
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible. I wonder if Advil PM works as well __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

05-17-2009, 08:38 PM	#20
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me. __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3