Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 3

smokeyandthebandit05 · 04-30-2009, 11:13 AM

(704): Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

(517): I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.

(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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Now playing: Jake Owen - Something About A Woman
via FoxyTunes

357 · 04-30-2009, 11:21 AM

This one is pretty bad...

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 11:11 AM

Not a good day...

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 11:15 AM

(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.

I gotta stop looking!!!

smokeyandthebandit05 · 04-30-2009, 11:18 AM

(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you

(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!

I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 11:22 AM

One last one...

(919): I need help removing her.

04-30-2009, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you

(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!

I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml

Haahaahaha....

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

This one is pretty bad...

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

Oooooof.

04-30-2009, 01:55 PM

I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

Some hilarious stuff there!

TheRealBonger · 05-01-2009, 05:30 AM

(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

05-01-2009, 08:13 AM

spooble · 05-01-2009, 09:32 AM

(315): covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly

hahahaha

05-01-2009, 10:17 AM

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

04-30-2009, 03:59 PM

a couple of funny ones:
(810): oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a ****o

(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

(214): I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

and one I have def sent myself in the past:
(970): Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

GreekGodX · 05-08-2009, 06:36 AM

I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier

(214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

GreekGodX · 05-08-2009, 06:38 AM

(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

elderboy02 · 05-08-2009, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreekGodX

(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

LOL

elderboy02 · 05-08-2009, 07:10 AM

(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

357 · 05-08-2009, 07:15 AM

(202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

357 · 05-08-2009, 08:28 AM

(301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
(301): but she's really nice

04-30-2009, 11:13 AM	#1
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (704): Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light (517): I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher. (609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day ---------------- Now playing: Jake Owen - Something About A Woman via FoxyTunes __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

04-30-2009, 11:21 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website This one is pretty bad... (817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 11:11 AM	#3
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Not a good day... (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do? __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

04-30-2009, 11:15 AM	#4
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life. I gotta stop looking!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

04-30-2009, 11:18 AM	#5
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (801): hey, what are you doing tonight? (646): sleeping, g'night! (801): but i wanted to see you (646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you! (646): stop - you have a right hand - use it! I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

04-30-2009, 11:22 AM	#6
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website One last one... (919): I need help removing her. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

04-30-2009, 01:55 PM	#8
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I've been addicted to this site ever since crystal showed it to me. LOVE IT

05-01-2009, 05:30 AM	#10
TheRealBonger Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: Back in the STL Posts: 67 Trading: (0)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

05-01-2009, 08:13 AM	#11
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website

05-01-2009, 09:32 AM	#12
spooble Palmetto State Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chad Location: SC Posts: 277 Trading: (58)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (315): covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly hahahaha

05-01-2009, 10:17 AM	#13
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

04-30-2009, 03:59 PM	#14
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website a couple of funny ones: (810): oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a ****o (480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is. (214): I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute and one I have def sent myself in the past: (970): Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

05-08-2009, 06:36 AM	#15
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier (214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

05-08-2009, 06:38 AM	#16
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

05-08-2009, 07:10 AM	#18
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,521 Trading: (133)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

05-08-2009, 07:15 AM	#19
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 08:28 AM	#20
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds. (301): but she's really nice __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain