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Old 04-27-2009, 09:54 AM   #1
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:56 AM   #2
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Wow....
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:18 AM   #3
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holy **** that's hilarious!
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:34 AM   #4
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yea right he probably was the one that shat, and is doing this to cover it up. That way when she tells all her friends they won't believe her.
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:35 AM   #5
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Touche' ...classy
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:42 AM   #6
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wow lol
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:22 PM   #7
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Haha.
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:27 PM   #8
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Wow.... just wow. That's hilarious. I like the "gambled and lost" phrasing.
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:31 PM   #9
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That is the funniest thing I have read in a long long time!
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:37 PM   #10
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oh my god that is funny as ****
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Old 04-27-2009, 05:17 PM   #11
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"First dates are always a crap shoot" ......wow
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Old 04-27-2009, 05:24 PM   #12
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I love CL.
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Old 04-27-2009, 05:36 PM   #13
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wow this F-up but funny
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:52 PM   #14
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Hmmm. Wonder how the "how I met your Mother" story would go?
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I laughed so hard I cried.
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Never trust a fart - words to live by!
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Touche!
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