No Speak English

04-24-2009, 06:11 AM

An oldie but a goodie.

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after
in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken
and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and
gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it,
and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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!

What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

I don't know about you sometimes!

marge796 · 04-24-2009, 06:18 AM

dunng · 04-24-2009, 07:33 AM

elderboy02 · 04-24-2009, 07:47 AM

That's funny right there

tunes · 04-24-2009, 10:18 AM

Good one Dan!

karmaz00 · 04-24-2009, 11:03 AM

doh....lol

rack04 · 04-24-2009, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardcz

What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

I don't know about you sometimes!

I was still thinking about the breasts. Is that so bad?

CBI_2 · 04-24-2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rack04

I was still thinking about the breasts. Is that so bad?

Very funny

04-24-2009, 06:11 AM	#1
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	No Speak English An oldie but a goodie. A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down) ! What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! I don't know about you sometimes!

04-24-2009, 06:18 AM	#2
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: No Speak English __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

04-24-2009, 07:33 AM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: No Speak English __________________ MassHole Banter

04-24-2009, 07:47 AM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,521 Trading: (133)	Re: No Speak English That's funny right there

04-24-2009, 10:18 AM	#5
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: No Speak English Good one Dan! __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

04-24-2009, 11:03 AM	#6
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: No Speak English doh....lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003