An irish blonde in a casino

MedicCook · 03-23-2009, 01:56 PM

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.

karmaz00 · 03-23-2009, 02:00 PM

lol good one

dunng · 03-23-2009, 02:05 PM

WildBlueSooner · 03-23-2009, 05:32 PM

nice one!

G G · 03-24-2009, 11:20 AM

Haha.

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 08:03 PM

Thanks Ryan. Long time since I've heard that. Always makes me laugh.

Sailchaser · 04-20-2009, 07:31 PM

Don't tell that one to my irish gal

03-23-2009, 01:56 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	An irish blonde in a casino AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are drunks, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men.

03-23-2009, 02:00 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-23-2009, 02:05 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino __________________ MassHole Banter

03-23-2009, 05:32 PM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino nice one! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-24-2009, 11:20 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino Haha.

03-24-2009, 08:03 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino Thanks Ryan. Long time since I've heard that. Always makes me laugh. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

04-20-2009, 07:31 PM	#7
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: An irish blonde in a casino Don't tell that one to my irish gal __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"