It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:20 PM

But Frank Oz was available and they even look alike.

So the cast was taking shape but the screenplay needed work. Tom took out his old manual typewriter and wrote these words:

"It was a dark and storm night."

and followed them up with ...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

But Frank Oz was available and they even look alike.

So the cast was taking shape but the screenplay needed work. Tom took out his old manual typewriter and wrote these words:

"It was a dark and storm night."

and followed them up with ...

"....and the Gurkhas were flying like the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz". Which was ironic, because Mark showed up on the set, and he....

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:28 PM

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

The Professor · 04-05-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

... with Rosie O'Donnell. Again.

When Gerry was discovered by Tom, he said...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark

Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

....trying to figure out how to cover Mark in his lipstick smears.

As the cameras rolled with the opening scene, Gerry blurted out....

markem · 04-05-2009, 01:34 PM

De plane, Boss! De plane!

ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ...

icehog3 · 04-05-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

De plane, Boss! De plane!

ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ...

...was planning to marry Tom's dog, Ganz. Tom could not think of a better son-in-law.....well, except for...

markem · 04-05-2009, 03:47 PM

For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ...

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,659 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade. But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 01:34 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,659 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story De plane, Boss! De plane! ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-05-2009, 03:47 PM	#8
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,659 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx