It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by The Professor

Kwagga.

That's right, Kwagga decided to come back and honor everyone with his mad cigar reviewing skills and extensive knowledge of plagiarism ... uh, er, I mean ... knowledge of fine Habanos and the information that can be found on the internet.

Kwagga took a deep breath, gestured with his right hand, and...

was promptly put in a blender by Tom and forced to drink himself. Although certainly a macabre scene, it seemed to stimulate Jessica, who reached for Klugs' .....

[The Professor]

Originally Posted by icehog3

was promptly put in a blender by Tom and forced to drink himself. Although certainly a macabre scene, it seemed to stimulate Jessica, who reached for Klugs' .....

... car keys. She wanted to go for a "fast ride" in his muscle machine. Only problem was ...