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95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
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The Dark Lord. It turns out he was trying to get ahold of a particular habano that was exclusively released to Fidel Castro alone. The two aliens were not amused and proceeded to attack anon-y-mouse exclaiming "You tried attacking our leader, you know, the Howie Mandell look alike and we simply cannot allow such hostility"...
Amidst all of the confusion a loud "SILENCE!!" poured out of the mouth of...
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"I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon. |
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Crotchety Geezer
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? |
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Bunion
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Yo no hablo Inglés, que cerdo!
Which Legend translated as, "Whatever Legend says is true." Suddenly, Dave had had enough and decided to head for a country-western bar down the street named ...
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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