Random Advice Thread

Old Sailor · 10-23-2008, 08:52 PM

Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals!

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 09:00 PM

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Mugen910 · 10-23-2008, 09:07 PM

Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it.

Tikihut27 · 10-25-2008, 05:27 AM

"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes

WyoBob · 10-25-2008, 06:36 AM

"Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying.

WyoBob

opus · 10-25-2008, 07:11 AM

Surprised I havn't seen this one yet:

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

A friend in need is a friend in deed. Or as we used to say in the summer of love (1967 for you puppies) "A friend with weed is a friend in deed".

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.

renton20 · 10-25-2008, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opus

The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.

On that note,

When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain

10-23-2008, 08:52 PM	#1
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,230 Trading: (22)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

10-23-2008, 09:00 PM	#2
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-23-2008, 09:07 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

10-25-2008, 05:27 AM	#4
Tikihut27 Learned to Love the Bomb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 818 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes __________________ I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

10-25-2008, 06:36 AM	#5
WyoBob Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Buffalo, WY Posts: 155 Trading: (1)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying. WyoBob

10-25-2008, 07:11 AM	#6
opus grouper groper Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Skip Location: SW Florida Posts: 59 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Surprised I havn't seen this one yet: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. Walk softly and carry a big stick. A friend in need is a friend in deed. Or as we used to say in the summer of love (1967 for you puppies) "A friend with weed is a friend in deed". Don't bite the hand that feeds you. One man's ceiling is another man's floor. The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true. __________________ A man is only as good as his word Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely Last edited by opus; 10-25-2008 at 07:18 AM.