I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

03-20-2009, 06:11 PM

I've decided i'll know its a chicken in a gator suit for sure if she mentions her friends cousin works in a gator factory in cuba. right? or if it comes in a burlap sack!

canucks6024 · 03-20-2009, 08:39 PM

As a Canadian who has never even thought of eating gator. This thread is both informative and FUNNY AS HELL !!!

Keep up the great work, hahahha

Phil

hotreds · 03-20-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

I've decided i'll know its a chicken in a gator suit for sure if she mentions her friends cousin works in a gator factory in cuba. right? or if it comes in a burlap sack!

Or a glass top case!

bonjing · 03-20-2009, 09:12 PM

LooseCard · 03-20-2009, 09:15 PM

I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.

I think GoodFella is right!
It had a crazed look in its eyes when it started running at you!

(And my wife is sitting here asking me what's so funny....

)

lightning9191 · 03-20-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LooseCard

I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.

That's kinda what I was thinking....I don't think I'd want to eat anything killed with chemicals. I vote for the slug to the head....or you could invite a Rabbi over to make it kosher.....is alligator meat kosher? I'm guessing no...

LooseCard · 03-21-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191

or you could invite a Rabbi over to make it kosher.....is alligator meat kosher? I'm guessing no...

I'm not Jewish, but I enjoy Jewish foods.
And I'm thinking that it's not going to be kosher........

macpappy · 03-21-2009, 07:32 AM

Let's get to the important issue. How are you going to cook it!
Here's a link:
http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/a...alligator6.htm

jquirit · 03-29-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LooseCard

I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.

What you need is one of them pneumatic air-bolts that Chigurh used in "No Country for Old Men". Solve your problem right quick.

And if/when you butcher the gator, deep fry me some. Always wanted to try deep-fried gator!

03-20-2009, 06:11 PM	#1
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I've decided i'll know its a chicken in a gator suit for sure if she mentions her friends cousin works in a gator factory in cuba. right? or if it comes in a burlap sack!

03-20-2009, 08:39 PM	#2
canucks6024 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Phil Location: Vancouver Posts: 191 Trading: (17)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet As a Canadian who has never even thought of eating gator. This thread is both informative and FUNNY AS HELL !!! Keep up the great work, hahahha Phil

03-20-2009, 09:12 PM	#4
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,024 Trading: (39)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

03-20-2009, 09:15 PM	#5
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous. I think GoodFella is right! It had a crazed look in its eyes when it started running at you! (And my wife is sitting here asking me what's so funny....)

03-21-2009, 07:32 AM	#8
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Let's get to the important issue. How are you going to cook it! Here's a link: http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/a...alligator6.htm __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.