Oscar's..I'll eat Perry's hat if HEATH LEDGER wins

Originally Posted by Big Vito

is it there yet?

Yeah, and uh, I'm not so sure I know HOW to eat it. I mean, I could start, sure, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it down. Is that part of the deal, I have to keep it down? For how long? How long do I have to eat it? Am I going to be timed or can I take breaks? Can I drink water or do I have to do it dry? Can I use ketchup or something for the love of God??

You, sir, are a VERY disturbed individual. Seriously, who puts a damn dead bird on their disgusting, sweaty hat...



Wait, is that really poop?

Can I at least cook the bird?