MassHole Driving Rules

shilala · 03-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Some dickwad from Arizona pulled a trailer out in front of me the other day.
I know it wasn't just me, cause he blew right into the oncoming lane and had tires screeching for a half mile.
He started this procedure by pulling halway out in the road, stopping traffic in my lane.
We don't drive like that here. And I'm thankful for it.

taltos · 03-10-2009, 07:50 AM

Greg, is the next set of rules the Masshole Rules for Rotaries and Yield Signs?

Kreth · 03-10-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

We don't drive like that here. And I'm thankful for it.

With good reason. PA's motto should be "The Orange Flag State."

03-10-2009, 10:08 AM

shilala · 03-10-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

With good reason. PA's motto should be "The Orange Flag State."

People are even courteous in Pittsburgh. It's awesome.
I suppose we do have to be more careful because of all the road work. Plus if you run over a couple people they actually have penalties for that.
In Massholia, they give you a medal.

Kreth · 03-10-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

People are even courteous in Pittsburgh. It's awesome.
I suppose we do have to be more careful because of all the road work.

It's been a long time since I was down in Pittsburgh, but I don't think I've ever driven through the Scranton/Wilkes Barre area without hitting major construction.

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Plus if you run over a couple people they actually have penalties for that.
In Massholia, they give you a medal.

I think it's actually a requirement for a CDL in Mass.

And don't get me started on Jersey drivers...

03-09-2009, 07:22 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: MassHole Driving Rules Some dickwad from Arizona pulled a trailer out in front of me the other day. I know it wasn't just me, cause he blew right into the oncoming lane and had tires screeching for a half mile. He started this procedure by pulling halway out in the road, stopping traffic in my lane. We don't drive like that here. And I'm thankful for it. __________________

03-10-2009, 07:50 AM	#2
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: MassHole Driving Rules Greg, is the next set of rules the Masshole Rules for Rotaries and Yield Signs? __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-10-2009, 10:08 AM	#4
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