Don't shave your butt

Thats hilarious... hahahaha, now the pubic lice have nowhere to lay their eggs... good job my friend

Reminds me of that time i went into a horrible looking public toilet that looked like the devils dick cheese. In fear of what microscopic crawling ****s lay on the seat i chose the only logical thing to do, do a standing superman ****-fling. I went above the toilet in the L position spread the meat nuggets and pushed letting as much butt slushy poor out my baby brown, into the drink.

Its a long drop and you gotta make sure you miss your pants, but in the end atleast you know no diseases crawled into your back nine. Just watch out for oversplash

Hope this helps