You know your getting older when.......

smitdavi · 02-12-2009, 07:38 PM

you buy a vacuum and your excited about it.

Thought this thread would be fun. When ever you do something that makes you realize your getting older post it here. Also the older inmates, please post the warning sings that you realized when you were in your 20's

Whee · 02-12-2009, 07:40 PM

When my daughter's former pre teen babysitter now has her own child and is a teacher in my younger daughter's school.

Time flies....

You know your getting older when your shoulders hurt and shopping for vacuums excite you..

But you already knew that...

Kreth · 02-12-2009, 07:45 PM

When you make a golf shot and your back sounds like firecrackers.

TripleF · 02-12-2009, 07:46 PM

in a conversation you say........"I guess it was about 25 or 30 years ago"

sheeeeeesh

markem · 02-12-2009, 07:47 PM

You think of "colonoscopy" as a verb.

cricky101 · 02-12-2009, 07:48 PM

I got a good deal on paper towels last weekend and it made my day.

gettysburgfreak · 02-12-2009, 07:49 PM

when your right knee starts to hurt for no reason

TripleF · 02-12-2009, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101

I got a good deal on paper towels last weekend and it made my day.

that's some funny ship!!! LOL

smitdavi · 02-12-2009, 07:51 PM

what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio

smitdavi · 02-12-2009, 07:52 PM

lol here's a good one that I've used lately. The other night I told Katie is was going to rain the next day because the joints in my body hurt.

02-12-2009, 07:53 PM

When your 8 year old comes up from the basement with one of your old record albums and says hey Papa, what is this?

TripleF · 02-12-2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverFox

When your 8 year old comes up from the basement with one of your old record albums and says hey Papa, what is this?

Just be glad it wasn't an eight track. Did I say that out loud?

there's another getting older saying.......

Sailkat · 02-12-2009, 07:59 PM

....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

GTsetGO · 02-12-2009, 08:02 PM

you are correct about the vacuum.

sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one.

02-12-2009, 08:02 PM

...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?

02-12-2009, 08:04 PM

When I don't ride the motorcycle I drive the Odyssey and I'm not embarrassed. I even get all excited when I push the keyless entry on the remote and the doors slide open like I can control the force.

Whee · 02-12-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailkat

....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

BR5-49

Simpler times...

For the damn youngin's loitering on my lawn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDX6ESys10

Sailkat · 02-12-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

BR5-49

Simpler times...

TU4-37..

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

markem · 02-12-2009, 08:12 PM

When you see a cute coed and wonder what her mom looks like

smitdavi · 02-12-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergopher

...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?

trash it...it's a Target special that was worthless. You want it, I'll give you a good deal

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

you are correct about the vacuum.

sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one.

I asked Katie if she wanted one for her bday and I got "the look". Then we bought the one tonight with here bday money lol...go figure

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smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: You know your getting older when....... lol here's a good one that I've used lately. The other night I told Katie is was going to rain the next day because the joints in my body hurt.

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