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Old Yesterday, 04:58 PM   #581
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Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)
Never heard it.
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Old Yesterday, 05:03 PM   #582
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Dirty broken dishes, cigarette burns on the floor
She held a look of disbelief as she wandered through the door
To have a seat and meet the parents of a child that was heading the wrong way
And it's probably seven years since she turned around and hit the road that day
Paper tearing off the walls, a rotten moldy sink
When he wandered to the counter just to fix himself a drink
Like there wasn't something wrong, like he couldn't see the sorrow in the song
And it must be seven years since he tipped his hat and told 'em all, "So long"
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Never heard it.

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Originally Posted by shark View Post
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)
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Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
All you do is ride (a crazy ride girl)
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
All you do is ride
Ride (take you high)

What?
Huh, huh
A-hoo, hoo (wow!)
Yeah, huh, (huh huh) yeah
Ow
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