The snail...

Steve · 06-28-2019, 08:38 AM

A guy hears a knock at the door.

He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street.

Five years go by.

One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a snail.

The snail says, "What the hell was that about?!"

BigAsh · 06-28-2019, 09:40 AM

icehog3 · 06-28-2019, 12:50 PM

I hope he sold his talking snail to the circus.

Tio Gato · 06-28-2019, 03:55 PM

Another gem Steve!

06-28-2019, 08:38 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The snail... A guy hears a knock at the door. He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street. Five years go by. One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that about?!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-28-2019, 09:40 AM	#2
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: The snail... __________________ Keith

06-28-2019, 12:50 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: The snail... I hope he sold his talking snail to the circus. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-28-2019, 03:55 PM	#4
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: The snail... Another gem Steve! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.