My Dog Peed on My Coolidor

sikk50 · 12-21-2018, 08:04 PM

Seriously. Thought I’d share for your comedic relief.

Last week I discovered urine on my coolidor. I explained to him this was naughty and Santa would be notified. I cleaned it up and moved on with my life. Then tonight came, I was preparing for my cigar clubs Christmas party and remembered the 2007 Toast Accross America coffin at the bottom of my coolidor. Decided it was time to sacrifice the contents to the cigar Gods.

As I dig deeper into the bowels of my coolidor I’m stricken by terror! There at the bottom is a quarter size puddle of pee! How in the name of all that is holy did this get in here!

I retrieve the coffin and discover the coffin seemed to have absorbed a small amount of this horrible liquid! How much do I trust that cellophane? Lol

Now I know what I’m gunna do, but what would y’all do? Smoke em or pitch em? I mean all cigars have some ammonia....right?

Weelok · 12-21-2018, 08:49 PM

Smoke em and call them Labrador’s.

https://youtu.be/ljfdg3mPcvY

Fig_Nasty · 12-21-2018, 09:11 PM

Whats the worst that can happen? I say burn those suckers up up!

Dave that's one of my favorite movies of all time! The one liners are endless.

"I wonder what Great Dane taste like?!" -Raaallllppphhhhh

The Poet · 12-22-2018, 01:22 AM

Thoughts of Yellow Cello and Dog Rockets dance through my head.

gomeitsmybday · 12-22-2018, 06:04 AM

All jokes aside...isn’t urine supposed to be sterile? Stinks to high heaven I know, but primarily composed of water right? So maybe it aided in humidifying the sticks? Hopefully without any added...character.
Besides, who knows, maybe canine urine aging does something miraculous to the flavor of tobacco!

Please do post the results in the event you decide to smoke said stogies.

massphatness · 12-22-2018, 07:54 AM

The dog peed ON the coolidor, but you ended up with some inside it? Any idea how that happened? And do you have any kind of confidence level for the amount that made it inside? Those answers would color my response about smoking the cigars.

One thing I know I'd do is disinfect the coolidor, discard & replace any beads in it and start anew. The beads in particular are key -- they're not meant to absorb anything that has impurities in it.

T.G · 12-22-2018, 08:21 AM

Andew, forgive me my friend, but....

Bwahhahahahahah!

How the hell did a wiener dog even reach the top of the cooler? They only have like 1-1/2" of ground clearance....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDyL1TYaGeU

icehog3 · 12-22-2018, 09:33 AM

I'm sure we've all smoked cigars that have had worse than that done to them....we just don't know it.

12-21-2018, 08:04 PM	#1
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	My Dog Peed on My Coolidor Seriously. Thought I’d share for your comedic relief. Last week I discovered urine on my coolidor. I explained to him this was naughty and Santa would be notified. I cleaned it up and moved on with my life. Then tonight came, I was preparing for my cigar clubs Christmas party and remembered the 2007 Toast Accross America coffin at the bottom of my coolidor. Decided it was time to sacrifice the contents to the cigar Gods. As I dig deeper into the bowels of my coolidor I’m stricken by terror! There at the bottom is a quarter size puddle of pee! How in the name of all that is holy did this get in here! I retrieve the coffin and discover the coffin seemed to have absorbed a small amount of this horrible liquid! How much do I trust that cellophane? Lol Now I know what I’m gunna do, but what would y’all do? Smoke em or pitch em? I mean all cigars have some ammonia....right? __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

12-21-2018, 08:49 PM	#2
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,088 Trading: (21)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor Smoke em and call them Labrador’s. https://youtu.be/ljfdg3mPcvY __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

12-21-2018, 09:11 PM	#3
Fig_Nasty Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2018 First Name: Nelson Location: Miami, FL Posts: 54 Trading: (1)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor Whats the worst that can happen? I say burn those suckers up up! Dave that's one of my favorite movies of all time! The one liners are endless. "I wonder what Great Dane taste like?!" -Raaallllppphhhhh __________________ So many sticks, so little time!

12-22-2018, 01:22 AM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor Thoughts of Yellow Cello and Dog Rockets dance through my head. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

12-22-2018, 06:04 AM	#5
gomeitsmybday Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2018 First Name: Michael Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 945 Trading: (5)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor All jokes aside...isn’t urine supposed to be sterile? Stinks to high heaven I know, but primarily composed of water right? So maybe it aided in humidifying the sticks? Hopefully without any added...character. Besides, who knows, maybe canine urine aging does something miraculous to the flavor of tobacco! Please do post the results in the event you decide to smoke said stogies.

12-22-2018, 07:54 AM	#6
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor The dog peed ON the coolidor, but you ended up with some inside it? Any idea how that happened? And do you have any kind of confidence level for the amount that made it inside? Those answers would color my response about smoking the cigars. One thing I know I'd do is disinfect the coolidor, discard & replace any beads in it and start anew. The beads in particular are key -- they're not meant to absorb anything that has impurities in it. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

12-22-2018, 08:21 AM	#7
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor Andew, forgive me my friend, but.... Bwahhahahahahah! How the hell did a wiener dog even reach the top of the cooler? They only have like 1-1/2" of ground clearance.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDyL1TYaGeU

12-22-2018, 09:33 AM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: My Dog Peed on My Coolidor I'm sure we've all smoked cigars that have had worse than that done to them....we just don't know it. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!