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Bunion
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Admiral Douchebag
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![]() "This is unbelievable. Who put the f*ckin' cameras in this place?" "Who the **** are you?" "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Life is for living
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"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Adjusting to the Life
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"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."[/quote]
Reservoir Dogs " why don't you **** her friends over? Make her come around that way. Has she got some friends you could *** over? |
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Bunion
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Something a little lighthearted. I used to push a pram a lot |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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"That's some bad hat, Harry".
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.
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Life is for living
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"Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him."
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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