Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Health and Fitness

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-04-2017, 08:44 AM   #1
Porch Dweller
Life is for living
 
Porch Dweller's Avatar
11
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
First Name: James
Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast
Posts: 8,599
Trading: (24)
Bolivar AirForce (Retired)
Porch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to beholdPorch Dweller is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Is what I ate today okay?

If you're also suffering from a year-long yeast infection, what you ate today is NOT okay. That combination of foods along with a persistent yeastie beastie will literally cause your bung hole to explode. I'm not talking metaphorically, like "I ate so much Taco Bell my butt exploded", but an actual explosion. Your best bet is to get far away from other people so as to not shower them with your colonic contents. Sitting in a giant tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream may lesson the severity of the butt bomb.

Good luck and god speed!
__________________
A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone
Porch Dweller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2017, 09:48 AM   #2
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,717
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Is what I ate today okay?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller View Post
If you're also suffering from a year-long yeast infection, what you ate today is NOT okay. That combination of foods along with a persistent yeastie beastie will literally cause your bung hole to explode. I'm not talking metaphorically, like "I ate so much Taco Bell my butt exploded", but an actual explosion. Your best bet is to get far away from other people so as to not shower them with your colonic contents. Sitting in a giant tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream may lesson the severity of the butt bomb.

Good luck and god speed!
James is wise.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:20 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.