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Old 01-27-2017, 02:53 PM   #1
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My best friend has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,000 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Patrick's Church, in Fall River at Noon. Her name is Jennifer. She's 5'4, about 120 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in white.
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Old 01-27-2017, 03:15 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:49 PM   #3
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Ha! I'll take the bride but your buddy has to take my wife!
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:11 PM   #4
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:01 PM   #5
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