Trick or treaters

markem · 10-31-2016, 04:11 PM

Maybe this should go into Entertainment?

I was thinking that maybe tonight while all the kids are begging sweets (or threatening terrorism, your choice) that maybe I would do this:

1. Paint a tall bottle green.
2. Run tubing from green bottle to nose
3. Sit in garage with door up
4. Candy wrappers everywhere
5. Beer in one had and cigar in the other
6. Tell all the kids to help themselves from the candy bag in the middle of this mess.

But this year I thought I would have a change of pace and not do that...

CigarNut · 10-31-2016, 06:43 PM

Why change it up this year??

longknocker · 10-31-2016, 07:15 PM

Pics, Mark!

mosesbotbol · 11-01-2016, 07:04 AM

This was our first Halloween in this house. I asked one neighbor how many kids I should expect. He was pretty vague... I bought 5 big boxes of Ferraro Rocher's at Costco. Figured I might as well buy the candy I like... I gave out two pieces per visitor. We only went through 2 boxes.

What to do with the other 3 boxes? Hmmm.....

Porch Dweller · 11-01-2016, 07:21 AM

And the award for most honest trick-or-treater of the night goes to:

Three kids came up the drive, two boys, probably 12 and 13, and who I assume was their sister, probably 15. The boys were wearing t-shirts and jeans, the girl a poodle skirt.
Them: Trick or treat!
Me: -sarcastic- Wow, y'all put a lot of thought and time in to your costumes.
Girl: -with a shrug- We're rednecks.

massphatness · 11-01-2016, 08:09 AM

Third year in a row: zero trick or treaters

The benefits of a long uphill driveway!

CigarNut · 11-01-2016, 09:10 AM

We had more trick-or-treaters this year than the last five years I all combined!

icehog3 · 11-01-2016, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mosesbotbol

This was our first Halloween in this house. I asked one neighbor how many kids I should expect. He was pretty vague... I bought 5 big boxes of Ferraro Rocher's at Costco. Figured I might as well buy the candy I like... I gave out two pieces per visitor. We only went through 2 boxes.

What to do with the other 3 boxes? Hmmm.....

Bomb the Troops?

Porch Dweller · 11-01-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Bomb the Troops?

mosesbotbol · 11-03-2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Bomb the Troops?

I want to keep the them healthy... I am returning the candy to Costco. Half the reason I bought it there. 1.5 boxes I am keep to stuff my face with... I like them frozen.

AdamJoshua · 11-03-2016, 04:04 PM

i didn't get any candy this year either, I think I really need to work on my costume for next year, all I got where funny looks this time around

T.G · 11-03-2016, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

i didn't get any candy this year either, I think I really need to work on my costume for next year, all I got where funny looks this time around

I told you before, the whole "my pants are at the dry cleaners" look plus "have some candy" just doesn't cut it anymore.

AdamJoshua · 11-03-2016, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I told you before, the whole "my pants are at the dry cleaners" look plus "have some candy" just doesn't cut it anymore.

It was that or put on the Bill mask and ask girls if they wanted to by my Monica, and that would be wrong!

T.G · 11-03-2016, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

It was that or put on the Bill mask and ask girls if they wanted to by my Monica, and that would be wrong!

You're supposed to wear the mask on your head though. That might help.

markem · 11-03-2016, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

i didn't get any candy this year either, I think I really need to work on my costume for next year, all I got where funny looks this time around

stop going as yourself.

AdamJoshua · 11-03-2016, 10:54 PM

It's like a S.H.I.T. herf without being there. Awesome!

10-31-2016, 04:11 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Trick or treaters Maybe this should go into Entertainment? I was thinking that maybe tonight while all the kids are begging sweets (or threatening terrorism, your choice) that maybe I would do this: 1. Paint a tall bottle green. 2. Run tubing from green bottle to nose 3. Sit in garage with door up 4. Candy wrappers everywhere 5. Beer in one had and cigar in the other 6. Tell all the kids to help themselves from the candy bag in the middle of this mess. But this year I thought I would have a change of pace and not do that... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-31-2016, 06:43 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Trick or treaters Why change it up this year?? __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Re: Trick or treaters Pics, Mark!

11-01-2016, 07:04 AM	#4
mosesbotbol That's a Corgi Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moses Location: Boston Posts: 6,171 Trading: (6)	Re: Trick or treaters This was our first Halloween in this house. I asked one neighbor how many kids I should expect. He was pretty vague... I bought 5 big boxes of Ferraro Rocher's at Costco. Figured I might as well buy the candy I like... I gave out two pieces per visitor. We only went through 2 boxes. What to do with the other 3 boxes? Hmmm..... __________________ Port Wine & Claret \| British Cars \| Welsh Corgi's

11-01-2016, 07:21 AM	#5
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,401 Trading: (24)	Re: Trick or treaters And the award for most honest trick-or-treater of the night goes to: Three kids came up the drive, two boys, probably 12 and 13, and who I assume was their sister, probably 15. The boys were wearing t-shirts and jeans, the girl a poodle skirt. Them: Trick or treat! Me: -sarcastic- Wow, y'all put a lot of thought and time in to your costumes. Girl: -with a shrug- We're rednecks. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-01-2016, 08:09 AM	#6
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Trick or treaters Third year in a row: zero trick or treaters The benefits of a long uphill driveway! __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

11-01-2016, 09:10 AM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Trick or treaters We had more trick-or-treaters this year than the last five years I all combined! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-03-2016, 04:04 PM	#11
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Trick or treaters i didn't get any candy this year either, I think I really need to work on my costume for next year, all I got where funny looks this time around

11-03-2016, 10:54 PM	#16
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Trick or treaters It's like a S.H.I.T. herf without being there. Awesome!