Ba-Da-Bing

Steve · 10-04-2016, 07:46 AM

Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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A jumper cable walks into a cafe.

The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

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A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road."

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Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove?

Now he has foam on the range.

G G · 10-04-2016, 08:26 AM

Dave128 · 10-04-2016, 10:24 AM

Porch Dweller · 10-04-2016, 10:26 AM

Groan!

icehog3 · 10-04-2016, 01:37 PM

Ba dum.

10-04-2016, 07:46 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Ba-Da-Bing Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ----------- A jumper cable walks into a cafe. The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything." ----------- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." ----------- A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road." ----------- Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove? Now he has foam on the range. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing

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Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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10-04-2016, 01:37 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing Ba dum. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!