Must have been a good movie...

shark · 01-27-2016, 05:25 AM

...What a moron!

Detroit motorist watching põrn on phone crashes, dies

Detroit — A Detroit man watching a põrn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.

“There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are paying more attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.

The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police.

Jones lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck.

Jones was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate.

The name of the movie wasn’t known

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/new...dies/79370556/

Porch Dweller · 01-27-2016, 07:15 AM

Don't Jerk and Drive.

Keep both hands on the steering wheel, not one down your pants.

The PSAs are coming. Pun intended.

Tio Gato · 01-27-2016, 08:36 AM

Maybe he had been watching

Schindler's Fist?

markem · 01-27-2016, 08:45 AM

I wonder if he was listening to any Frankie Goes to Hollywood songs on the radio.

AdamJoshua · 01-27-2016, 01:08 PM

uh....
Besides the obvious nice choice of a stock photo picture ... that phone wouldn't show video. lol

Sooner · 01-27-2016, 01:39 PM

A 58 year old man that can keep it up long enough to jerk and drive...that's just impressive.

01-27-2016, 05:25 AM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,587 Trading: (0)	Must have been a good movie... ...What a moron! Detroit motorist watching põrn on phone crashes, dies Detroit — A Detroit man watching a põrn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died. The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police. Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof. A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered. “There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are paying more attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police. The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police. Jones lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck. Jones was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate. The name of the movie wasn’t known http://www.detroitnews.com/story/new...dies/79370556/ __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

01-27-2016, 07:15 AM	#2
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