College Football 2015

The Poet · 12-04-2015, 03:07 PM

If my Tar Heels can beat #1 Clemson tomorrow, they have a shot at getting a BCS bid. However, they will need a tiny bit of help to do so. Here's how I see it.

Florida will have to beat Alabama, which is somewhat less likely than my boys beating the Tigers.

Southern Cal will have to beat Stanford, which is as sure a bet as UCLA beating Kentucky in basketball last night.

Iowa and Michigan State will have to get into a huge brawl, with both teams thus banned from post-season play.

Ohio State will have to get into a huge brawl with itself, thus injuring too many players to be able to field a team.

The NCAA will have to announce the results of a secret scandal investigation, and slap Oklahoma with immediate sanctions.

Notre Dame will need to announce that they have made enough money already this year, and remove themselves from Bowl considerations out of generous altruism.

And just to be safe, Texas will have to hook Baylor, for as any pollster knows one Big 12 team is worth at least two ACC ones.

I may have missed a point or two, but that about sums it up.

Hey, I like my odds.

Tio Gato · 12-05-2015, 06:00 PM

'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad

The only thing left to say is

ROLL TIDE!

icehog3 · 12-05-2015, 10:24 PM

'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad

The only thing left to say is

LET's GO SPARTANS!

longknocker · 12-06-2015, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tio Gato

'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad

The only thing left to say is

ROLL TIDE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad

The only thing left to say is

LET's GO SPARTANS!

Thanks, Jeff, & Admiral, I Agree With Jeff!

Roll, Tide!!! Glad My 'Horns Beat Up On Baylor. Texas Had A Tough Season, But At Least They Beat OU & Baylor!

12-05-2015, 06:00 PM	#2
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,079 Trading: (11)	Re: College Football 2015 'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad The only thing left to say is ROLL TIDE! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

12-05-2015, 10:24 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,247 Trading: (60)	Re: College Football 2015 'Bama beat my beloved Gators bad The only thing left to say is LET's GO SPARTANS! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-04-2015, 03:07 PM	#1
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: College Football 2015 If my Tar Heels can beat #1 Clemson tomorrow, they have a shot at getting a BCS bid. However, they will need a tiny bit of help to do so. Here's how I see it. Florida will have to beat Alabama, which is somewhat less likely than my boys beating the Tigers. Southern Cal will have to beat Stanford, which is as sure a bet as UCLA beating Kentucky in basketball last night. Iowa and Michigan State will have to get into a huge brawl, with both teams thus banned from post-season play. Ohio State will have to get into a huge brawl with itself, thus injuring too many players to be able to field a team. The NCAA will have to announce the results of a secret scandal investigation, and slap Oklahoma with immediate sanctions. Notre Dame will need to announce that they have made enough money already this year, and remove themselves from Bowl considerations out of generous altruism. And just to be safe, Texas will have to hook Baylor, for as any pollster knows one Big 12 team is worth at least two ACC ones. I may have missed a point or two, but that about sums it up. Hey, I like my odds. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.