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Admiral Douchebag
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Castaway.
"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "
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Life is for living
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f--king Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f--king difference!"
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