Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.

AdamJoshua · 10-06-2015, 07:35 PM

A little girl cuts her hand in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

Tio Gato · 10-06-2015, 07:38 PM

Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh. Well done.

Brlesq · 10-06-2015, 08:01 PM

Ba-dum-bump!

10-06-2015, 08:31 PM

You get that from Neil?

Dave128 · 10-06-2015, 08:49 PM

nutcracker · 10-06-2015, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badbriar

You get that from Neil?

Moi!?????

I'm as innocent as the day is long.....
No innuendos with me.....

Porch Dweller · 10-06-2015, 09:39 PM

Ba dum dss

10-06-2015, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutcracker

Moi!?????

I'm as innocent as the day is long.....
No innuendos with me.....

You funny boy!

CigarNut · 10-06-2015, 10:45 PM

10-06-2015, 07:35 PM	#1
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10-06-2015, 07:38 PM	#2
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