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AdamJoshua 10-06-2015 06:35 PM

Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
A little girl cuts her hand in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

Tio Gato 10-06-2015 06:38 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh. Well done.:r:r:r

Brlesq 10-06-2015 07:01 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
Ba-dum-bump!

badbriar 10-06-2015 07:31 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
You get that from Neil? :hy

Dave128 10-06-2015 07:49 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
:r

nutcracker 10-06-2015 08:11 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badbriar (Post 2056513)
You get that from Neil? :hy

Moi!?????

I'm as innocent as the day is long.....
No innuendos with me.....

Porch Dweller 10-06-2015 08:39 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
Ba dum dss

badbriar 10-06-2015 08:52 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2056517)
Moi!?????

I'm as innocent as the day is long.....
No innuendos with me.....

You funny boy! :lr

CigarNut 10-06-2015 09:45 PM

Re: Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
 
:r


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