Sweet Revenge

MedicCook · 01-28-2009, 08:55 PM

Sweet Revenge
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.

Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"

"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

karmaz00 · 01-28-2009, 09:16 PM

lol..

CBI_2 · 01-28-2009, 09:16 PM

Great stuff.

dunng · 01-28-2009, 09:17 PM

Ouch!

Starscream · 01-28-2009, 10:17 PM

01-28-2009, 11:04 PM

The next Saw movie plot?

M1903A1 · 01-28-2009, 11:07 PM

Reminiscent of the ending to "Mad Max".

"That's high-tensile steel. It takes ten minutes to saw through that. If you're lucky...you'll cut through your ankle...in five minutes."

G G · 01-29-2009, 03:07 PM

Good one there Medic.

01-28-2009, 08:55 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Sweet Revenge Sweet Revenge One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

01-28-2009, 09:16 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Sweet Revenge lol..

01-28-2009, 09:16 PM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Sweet Revenge Great stuff. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-28-2009, 09:17 PM	#4
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Sweet Revenge Ouch! __________________ MassHole Banter

01-28-2009, 10:17 PM	#5
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Sweet Revenge __________________ Insert quote here.

01-28-2009, 11:04 PM	#6
uncballzer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Sweet Revenge The next Saw movie plot?

01-28-2009, 11:07 PM	#7
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Sweet Revenge Reminiscent of the ending to "Mad Max". "That's high-tensile steel. It takes ten minutes to saw through that. If you're lucky...you'll cut through your ankle...in five minutes." __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

01-29-2009, 03:07 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Sweet Revenge Good one there Medic.