Remedies...

Steve · 01-21-2015, 06:48 AM

These really work...I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!

1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables.

3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be too afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Porch Dweller · 01-21-2015, 07:16 AM

Dave128 · 01-21-2015, 09:22 AM

G G · 01-21-2015, 09:45 AM

Tried and true.

I can personally attest to using the sink one.

CigarNut · 01-21-2015, 10:05 AM

Reminds me of a story. 35 years ago, the building I worked in had "trough" style sinks with two spigots (for two people to wash at the same time) in the (mens) bathroom. One time we had some visitors from Europe. The two urinals were both in use and I was washing my hands at the sink. Two of the gentlemen from Europe walked up to the sink and proceeded to pee. As it was a bit crowded at the sink I got out of there as fast as I could...

01-21-2015, 06:48 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Remedies... These really work...I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables. 3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be too afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-21-2015, 07:16 AM	#2
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01-21-2015, 09:22 AM	#3
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01-21-2015, 09:45 AM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Remedies... Tried and true. I can personally attest to using the sink one.

01-21-2015, 10:05 AM	#5
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