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Did he video himself ?
I wonder if he recorded himself getting booked and finger printed, charges of being stupid. Yes let's keep the police from doing actual police work, that's a great way to get 15 minutes worth of fame. Well in the end he got it, just not how, why or what he thought he was going to get.
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12-12-2014, 02:25 PM | #3 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
Time for a pistol whipping.
Oh, wait....that's what he wants.
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12-12-2014, 03:15 PM | #4 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
I rig it so his one call from jail called his own cell phone. Seems appropriate.
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12-12-2014, 04:05 PM | #6 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
Imagine if he instead spent that time volunteering at a soup kitchen, VA Hospital, or children's cancer ward. Moron.
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12-12-2014, 05:04 PM | #7 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
Or volunteered at a circus, as the "Human Douchebag". ;')
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12-12-2014, 05:39 PM | #9 |
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12-12-2014, 05:42 PM | #10 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
First thing they need to do is shave the douche bag's head, before or after he gets fired from his job for pulling that **** where he works, then they need to sand that tattoo off of his neck and any others off of him. I would then subject him to the prison system rectal exam, given by inmate #392526. As Richard Pryor said, they don't rape you because you are homosexual, they rape you because they like to see that look on your face.
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12-12-2014, 06:37 PM | #11 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
Yep - those coppers luring a poor innocent child ......
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12-12-2014, 06:41 PM | #12 |
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Re: Did he video himself ?
I remember complaining to my mentor about a colleague who was being a jackass. I will always remember his response:
"Assholes make only one noise, don't expect them to whistle "Dixie"
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