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Life is for living
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"It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"
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First Name: The Other Adam
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"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." Bonus points if you can name Jack's truck. |
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Splitter of Hairs
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"Now Katherine, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you?"
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Life is for living
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"'Slow ahead.' I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this s--t."
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Splitter of Hairs
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"They drew first blood, not me."
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Admiral Douchebag
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First Blood.
"Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life."
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