Things to do on an Elevator

icehog3 · 01-27-2009, 11:56 PM

Two people on an elevator, one farts, everybody knows who did it.

Apologies to George Carlin.

Kreth · 01-28-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Two people on an elevator, one farts, everybody knows who did it.

Apologies to George Carlin.

It's all about the timing. You fart as you're getting off on your floor. (most effective if you can do it just as the doors are closing)

AD720 · 01-28-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

It's all about the timing. You fart as you're getting off on your floor. (most effective if you can do it just as the doors are closing)

a/k/a "Cropdusting"

markem · 01-28-2009, 11:30 AM

If you are alone in the elevator, face the back corner with legs slightly spread. When the next person goes to get on, act surprised, say "sorry" and turn back around, checking to make sure your fly is closed.

Amazing reactions.

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: Things to do on an Elevator If you are alone in the elevator, face the back corner with legs slightly spread. When the next person goes to get on, act surprised, say "sorry" and turn back around, checking to make sure your fly is closed. Amazing reactions. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx