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Old 02-20-2009, 10:24 AM   #1
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:13 AM   #2
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lol. good one
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:18 AM   #4
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Priceless!
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:19 AM   #5
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Nah, you can get 'em for $.50 at the truck stop.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:18 PM   #6
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That was a good morning laugh right there!
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:54 PM   #7
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Hell that ain't new, it's been the mascot for at least the last 8 years.
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Mass's new mascot is bottle of Anal Lube... (you hear about the proposed gas tax? )
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:08 PM   #9
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:43 PM   #10
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Mass's new mascot is bottle of Anal Lube... (you hear about the proposed gas tax? )

It's not a gas tax, it's a freaking mileage tax. Hello Orwell!
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Hell that ain't new, it's been the mascot for at least the last 8 years.
It has actually been the mascot, even though most haven't ever known, since the Federal Reserve was created in 1913.
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Old 02-21-2009, 10:50 AM   #12
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It's not a gas tax, it's a freaking mileage tax. Hello Orwell!
Gas tax... http://www.masslive.com/news/index.s...anned_19c.html
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:00 AM   #13
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Very good and very sad at the same time.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:40 PM   #14
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Oh, I thought you were talking about SecTrans' plans to add a mileage tax and GPS units to cars.


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It would be funny if it didn't hurt so much...
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Another one that deserves to be bumped to the top.
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