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Old 03-13-2014, 07:09 AM   #1
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"Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?"

"Certainly," replied the applicant. "It means I don't get the job."
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:11 AM   #2
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:46 AM   #3
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neither would I
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LOL
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:57 PM   #7
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Old 03-16-2014, 11:36 AM   #8
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Gotta admit, though, the honesty of the applicant does score him points.
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