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Old 02-05-2014, 11:25 AM   #1
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Old 02-05-2014, 11:36 AM   #2
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I wanted to see what the next person to pull up said.
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Old 02-05-2014, 11:48 AM   #3
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I wanted to see what the next person to pull up said.
"So, you don't have any McNuggets?"
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I want to know what her "ultimate form" is?
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I want to know what her "ultimate form" is?
She-Hulk? Super Saiyan? Jean Grey in her Phoenix form?
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All I can say is "Wow"... I wonder if they got her license number (for the broken window and I assume DUII)...
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I imagine something like:
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All I can say is "Wow"... I wonder if they got her license number (for the broken window and I assume DUII)...
If their drive through is set up like the ones here, they should have it on one of the outdoor cameras.
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If their drive through is set up like the ones here, they should have it on one of the outdoor cameras.
If she reacts this way when she's denied her chicken fix, how you think she'd be if they pressed charges? Firebomb the ball pit? Slice Ronald up into clown chips, and toss The Hamburglar into the deep fryer? Me, I might just let it go.
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My wife and I work in an Intensive Care Unit in a collegetown (Ithaca, NY)

And we have taken care of many folks who have gone on amazing rampages under the influence. Often, they end up either permanently brain damaged once they come down. Or, we end up keeping them alive on life support until their family is able to grasp that they are dead and not coming back.

Just recently, we had one 30 something brain dead and artificially kept alive after a heroin overdose. A friend visiting then came back in as a patient 2 days later in the same condition.

Seeing a friend die from it was not enough deterrence.
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I would pay to see the hamburgler tossed into the deep fryer.
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