I have a problem.....

[markem]

That also fixes the "I have too much time", "Boy am I able to save a lot for retirement", "So glad I don't have kids", and "My house has soooo much room" problems.

[CigarNut]

Originally Posted by Blueface

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (55), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that chit!"

Originally Posted by markem

That also fixes the "I have too much time", "Boy am I able to save a lot for retirement", "So glad I don't have kids", and "My house has soooo much room" problems.