Best way to spend $100?

The Poet · 01-20-2014, 08:11 AM

Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

14holestogie · 01-20-2014, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers.

RobR1205 · 01-20-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers.

So Tim, did you mean splurge on 33 $3 hookers or spluge on 33 $3 hookers? I guess both would technically make sense given the context....

Subvet642 · 01-20-2014, 07:38 PM

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So Tim, did you mean splurge on 33 $3 hookers or spluge on 33 $3 hookers? I guess both would technically make sense given the context....

There'd probably be a few bucks in some video of that...

Big Perm · 01-20-2014, 07:59 PM

$20 dress up some Costco roses for the wifey
$40 in toys for the kiddos
4 $10 cigars a the local B&M cigars for me and my 3 buds at my monthly Tuesday night smoke, the B&M is next door to a cigar friendly bar we frequent.

OLS · 01-22-2014, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers.

33 $3 dollar whores AND a 3 midgets. (1/3s) Sorry...little person.

If it were me, I'd pick up a $100 DSLR from Brad's $100 DSLR Hut.

Lockspur · 01-22-2014, 02:27 PM

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33 $3 dollar whores AND a 3 midgets. (1/3s) Sorry...little person.

Trying to cut down?

Stevez · 01-20-2014, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

How about 2 $50 whores.

Lockspur · 01-20-2014, 11:50 AM

My first concern would be, "CRAP! What appointment did I miss?" I rarely carry cash unless I'm getting the boys groomed, or for the vet. So I'd probably go into panic mode trying to figure out how I forgot about it.

After that, I'd probably buy ammo with it. Short of .45ACP at the moment.

CamoFlogged · 01-20-2014, 11:59 AM

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I rarely carry cash unless I'm getting the boys groomed...

Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

big_jaygee · 01-20-2014, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CamoFlogged

Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

Lockspur · 01-21-2014, 12:27 PM

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Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

I'm neutered, so it's less painful. I MEAN….THEY'RE neutered.

Crap.

bruceolee · 01-21-2014, 05:02 PM

2 options

1. Legal
2. Illegal (and by illegal I mean it's only illegal if you get busted

)

If you live in Colorado like my brother

$100 worth of sour grape kush which is TOTALLY legal

(gotta get to Colorado FAST!)

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Big Perm Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jan 2014 First Name: Jason Location: DFW Posts: 21 Trading: (0)	Re: Best way to spend $100? $20 dress up some Costco roses for the wifey $40 in toys for the kiddos 4 $10 cigars a the local B&M cigars for me and my 3 buds at my monthly Tuesday night smoke, the B&M is next door to a cigar friendly bar we frequent.

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bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: Best way to spend $100? 2 options 1. Legal 2. Illegal (and by illegal I mean it's only illegal if you get busted ) If you live in Colorado like my brother $100 worth of sour grape kush which is TOTALLY legal (gotta get to Colorado FAST!) __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon