When you gotta you gotta...

AdamJoshua · 12-29-2013, 12:40 AM

I honestly can't stop laughing at this, you know most people get hit with a taser and they are on the ground doing the funky chicken without music, not this guy....

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...man_in_sa.html

CamoFlogged · 12-29-2013, 01:54 AM

I just think they didn't hit him with the taser in the correct location.

Shoot a couple darts into his nads and his personal love moment would end really quick.

equetefue · 12-29-2013, 09:53 AM

Ironic the name of the town lol

T.G · 12-29-2013, 10:10 AM

I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.

Porch Dweller · 12-29-2013, 10:12 AM

Shocked, shocked I was to find out that he was on meth.

The Poet · 12-29-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by equetefue

Ironic the name of the town lol

And the fact that he had earlier "stiffed the locksmith".

CigarNut · 12-29-2013, 10:33 AM

Only in Oregon...

kelmac07 · 12-29-2013, 10:35 AM

Meth....the new aphrodisiac.

AdamJoshua · 12-29-2013, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.

It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel."

markem · 12-29-2013, 10:47 AM

Way to represent, Beaverton!

The Poet · 12-29-2013, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel."

Since when is THIS news?

Blueface · 12-29-2013, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

"Woman attacks man with squirrel."

Actually, it was a "beaver".

MrClean · 12-29-2013, 12:44 PM

It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night.

CigarNut · 12-29-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrClean

It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night.

They are too slow to catch me

The Poet · 12-29-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut

They are too slow to catch me

Considering the circumcision . . . uh, circumstances! . . . I'm not sure I'd brag about how fast you are.

Ogre · 12-29-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MrClean

It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night.

I was thinking the same thing

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