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Old 12-28-2013, 11:40 PM   #1
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I honestly can't stop laughing at this, you know most people get hit with a taser and they are on the ground doing the funky chicken without music, not this guy....

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Old 12-29-2013, 12:54 AM   #2
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I just think they didn't hit him with the taser in the correct location.

Shoot a couple darts into his nads and his personal love moment would end really quick.
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Old 12-29-2013, 08:53 AM   #3
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Ironic the name of the town lol
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Old 12-29-2013, 09:10 AM   #4
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I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.
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Shocked, shocked I was to find out that he was on meth.
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Old 12-29-2013, 09:27 AM   #6
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Ironic the name of the town lol
And the fact that he had earlier "stiffed the locksmith".
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Old 12-29-2013, 09:33 AM   #7
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Only in Oregon...
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Old 12-29-2013, 09:35 AM   #8
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Meth....the new aphrodisiac.
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I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.
It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel."
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Way to represent, Beaverton!
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It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel."

Since when is THIS news?


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"Woman attacks man with squirrel."
Actually, it was a "beaver".
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It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night.

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Old 12-29-2013, 12:05 PM   #15
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They are too slow to catch me
Considering the circumcision . . . uh, circumstances! . . . I'm not sure I'd brag about how fast you are.
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It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night.

I was thinking the same thing
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