Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

markem · 12-23-2013, 12:26 PM

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her.
XXX: For how long?
Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.
XXX: How long with your wife?
Friend: Thirty seconds.
XXX: Lucky!

DirtRider500R · 12-24-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her.
XXX: For how long?
Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.
XXX: How long with your wife?
Friend: Thirty seconds.
XXX: Lucky!

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dijit · 12-25-2013, 04:08 AM

Young guns?

My advice to you is start drinking heavily.

icehog3 · 12-25-2013, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dijit

My advice to you is start drinking heavily.

Animal House.

"What will it be, Bernard? Drive your car into the lake, or get a dislocated elbow?"

12-23-2013, 12:26 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her. XXX: For how long? Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman. XXX: How long with your wife? Friend: Thirty seconds. XXX: Lucky! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-25-2013, 04:08 AM	#3
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward Young guns? My advice to you is start drinking heavily. __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.