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Old 01-24-2009, 02:58 PM   #1
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Finally!

Attn: Beneficiary,

NIGERIAN/UNITED NATIONS 2008 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENT.YOUR
COMPENSATION(PAYMENT REF CODE:UN-FGN/P/06654/08).

This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United
Nations
regional office in Nigeria and Central Bank of Nigeria to pay 150 scam
victims of $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR) each. Your
name
and email address was listed and approved for this payment as one of
the
scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as
possible
for the immediate payments of your $1,000,000.00 compensation fund.On
this
faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last
U.N.meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the
world
leaders in the meeting on the lost of funds by various individuals to
the
Nigerian scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world
today.

In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in conjunction with the
Nigerian Government is now paying 150 victims of this operators
$1,000,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.Due to
the
corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria,the payments are to
be
supervised by the United Nations Officials. Your compensation sum
ofusd$1,000,000.00 will be paid to you within 48hrs upon the receipt of
your mail and particulars. According to the number of applicants at
hand,
114 Beneficiaries has been paid,half of the victims are from the United
States, we still have 36 left to be paid the compensations of
$1,000,000.00 each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was
arrested
as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not
to
communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so
ever
as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.
So
keep it secret till they are all apprehended.Other victims who have not
been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and
possible consideration.You can receive your compensation payments via
any
of this options you Choose,ATM CARD or CERTIFIED CHEQUE/DRAFT PAYMENT.

I shall notify you with furthermodalities as soon as I hear from you.

Yours faithfully,
Sir John H. pakas
Payment Officer
Phone:+234 702 5580566
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:07 PM   #2
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I get around 50 of these a week.
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:54 PM   #3
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I get around 50 of these a week.
So THAT'S how you afford all of the sick junk in your humi.

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Old 01-24-2009, 04:57 PM   #4
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So THAT'S how you afford all of the sick junk in your humi.

Yes...cigars from my deceased, army captain, esquire uncle in Nigeria, Chad!!
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:01 PM   #5
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i get around 50 of these a week.
only?
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:10 AM   #6
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only?
Some weeks it is probably closer to 100...imagine if I didn't block all the addresses, it would probably be 1000 per week by now.
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