Impossibilities in the World

Blueface · 09-03-2013, 09:47 AM

1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you dummy.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

I have posted this as didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Now go ahead and see how many more us you can find.

kelmac07 · 09-03-2013, 09:58 AM

I can breath when my tongue is out.

stearns · 09-03-2013, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

I can breath when my tongue is out.

me too, that must mean we are in the "not idiot" catagory

Blueface · 09-03-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by stearns

me too, that must mean we are in the "not idiot" catagory

Go back and read it all over again and let me know.

CigarNut · 09-03-2013, 10:27 AM

stearns · 09-03-2013, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

Go back and read it all over again and let me know.

G G · 09-03-2013, 11:32 AM

5newmans · 09-03-2013, 11:43 AM

09-03-2013, 09:47 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Impossibilities in the World 1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you dummy. Ten (10) Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. I have posted this as didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Now go ahead and see how many more us you can find. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-03-2013, 09:58 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Impossibilities in the World I can breath when my tongue is out. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-03-2013, 10:27 AM	#5
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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Impossibilities in the World

09-03-2013, 11:43 AM	#8
5newmans Why is all the Rum Gone? Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: James Location: Hillsboro, MO Posts: 74 Trading: (0)	Re: Impossibilities in the World __________________ "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain