"I Hear Someone Coming"

Blueface · 07-13-2013, 06:36 PM

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own.
He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment and she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts.
They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my a$$ is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me.'

kelmac07 · 07-13-2013, 06:49 PM

CigarNut · 07-13-2013, 07:35 PM

big_jaygee · 07-13-2013, 08:56 PM

Dave128 · 07-13-2013, 11:06 PM

BHalbrooks · 07-14-2013, 07:04 AM

688sonarmen · 07-14-2013, 08:08 AM

That's a knee slapper!

Ciro · 07-14-2013, 08:52 AM

longknocker · 07-14-2013, 09:24 AM

Big_Ern · 07-14-2013, 11:32 AM

i laughed out loud at the laundry mat

CigarSquid · 07-15-2013, 08:47 AM

That is a good one. Thanks.

czerbe · 07-15-2013, 10:12 AM

I see what you did there!!!

07-13-2013, 06:36 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	"I Hear Someone Coming" A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment and she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts. They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my a$$ is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?' Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me.' __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

07-13-2013, 06:49 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: "I Hear Someone Coming" __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-13-2013, 07:35 PM	#3
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big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: "I Hear Someone Coming"

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07-14-2013, 08:08 AM	#7
688sonarmen Shipmate! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Jake Location: Norwich, Ct Posts: 2,698 Trading: (17)	Re: "I Hear Someone Coming" That's a knee slapper!

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07-14-2013, 11:32 AM	#10
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07-15-2013, 08:47 AM	#11
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07-15-2013, 10:12 AM	#12
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