His and her diaries

newcigarz · 01-22-2009, 04:30 PM

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -
I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Damn my cubans didn't show up today, but at least I got laid.

Footbag · 01-22-2009, 04:34 PM

That's funny! Sounds like what happened to me on Monday. Minus the getting laid part!

01-22-2009, 04:44 PM

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

Scottw · 01-22-2009, 04:51 PM

So true, priceless!!!!

dunng · 01-22-2009, 04:53 PM

The best joke EVER!

G G · 01-22-2009, 04:56 PM

Nice

BarneyBandMan · 01-22-2009, 05:14 PM

wow--toooo funny

SmokeyJoe · 01-22-2009, 05:25 PM

Love it!

stinkie · 01-22-2009, 05:26 PM

all right which one of you stole my diary?

stinkie

CBI_2 · 01-22-2009, 05:33 PM

Awesome!

lightning9191 · 01-22-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkie

all right which one of you stole my diary?

stinkie

Was it the one that said "Princess" on the cover?

01-22-2009, 04:30 PM	#1
newcigarz Smoke and Mirrors Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the bottom shelf Posts: 3,139 Trading: (15)	His and her diaries HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY: Damn my cubans didn't show up today, but at least I got laid.

01-22-2009, 04:34 PM	#2
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: His and her diaries That's funny! Sounds like what happened to me on Monday. Minus the getting laid part!

01-22-2009, 04:44 PM	#3
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: His and her diaries That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

01-22-2009, 04:51 PM	#4
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: His and her diaries So true, priceless!!!! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

01-22-2009, 04:53 PM	#5
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: His and her diaries The best joke EVER! __________________ MassHole Banter

01-22-2009, 04:56 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: His and her diaries Nice

01-22-2009, 05:14 PM	#7
BarneyBandMan Owner - Club Deck Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Deck Posts: 126 Trading: (1)	Re: His and her diaries wow--toooo funny __________________ "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

01-22-2009, 05:25 PM	#8
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: His and her diaries Love it! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-22-2009, 05:26 PM	#9
stinkie Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: dan Location: In the sticks/Tarlton ohio Posts: 140 Trading: (2)	Re: His and her diaries all right which one of you stole my diary? stinkie

01-22-2009, 05:33 PM	#10
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: His and her diaries Awesome! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff