Everyday colloquialisms

jjirons69 · 06-13-2013, 06:29 AM

Had our weekly men's meeting last night and I actually paid attention to what was being said. Tons of them thrown out.

First off talking about Viagra prescriptions (one of the guys HAD to elaborate) -
Hard as ten dollars worth of jawbreakers.
So hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
Couldn't turn the skin on it with a Sears wrench.

Others:
Happy as a mule eating briars.
Gotta pi$$ like a Russian racehorse.
Happy as a clam at high tide.
$20? I'd pay $20 to see a monkey f*ck a football.
Whip you like a red-headed stepchild.
So hungry I could the a$$ out of a Raggedy Ann Doll.
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
If? If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle.

Also the word $hit has tons of meanings:
Dumb as...
Hot as...
Cold as...
Drunk as...
The list goes on and on.

06-13-2013, 06:29 AM	#1
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Had our weekly men's meeting last night and I actually paid attention to what was being said. Tons of them thrown out. First off talking about Viagra prescriptions (one of the guys HAD to elaborate) - Hard as ten dollars worth of jawbreakers. So hard a cat couldn't scratch it. Couldn't turn the skin on it with a Sears wrench. Others: Happy as a mule eating briars. Gotta pi$$ like a Russian racehorse. Happy as a clam at high tide. $20? I'd pay $20 to see a monkey fck a football. Whip you like a red-headed stepchild. So hungry I could the a$$ out of a Raggedy Ann Doll. Does a cat have a climbing gear? If? If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle. Also the word $hit has tons of meanings: Dumb as... Hot as... Cold as... Drunk as... The list goes on and on. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes*