Funny drinking related quotes

ironchefscott · 05-26-2013, 03:20 PM

Ok you found better ones than I did...here are some more

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."
- Benjamin Franklin

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-George Best

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.”
~ That 70’s Show

I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill,

05-26-2013, 03:20 PM	#3
ironchefscott Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: scott Location: Portland, OR Posts: 363 Trading: (5)	Re: Funny drinking related quotes Ok you found better ones than I did...here are some more "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best “When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.” ~ That 70’s Show I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill,