Funny drinking related quotes

[ironchefscott]

Ok you found better ones than I did...here are some more

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."
- Benjamin Franklin


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-George Best

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.”
~ That 70’s Show

I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill,

[shark]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy~Randy Hanzlick