Funny drinking related quotes

icehog3 · 05-26-2013, 02:58 PM

"To alcohol. The cause of....and solution to...all life's problems". - Homer Simpson

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.” - W.C Fields

"I don't drink water. Fish f*ck in it.” - W.C. Fields

“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.” - W.C. Fields

“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.” - W.C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?” - W.C. Fields

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - John Belushi

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - John Vernon

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. " - Dean Martin

"I like my whiskey old and my women young. " - Errol Flynn

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -Henny Youngman

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." -Rodney Dangerfield

"To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a support group." -Leo Durocher

05-26-2013, 02:58 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,078 Trading: (60)	Re: Funny drinking related quotes "To alcohol. The cause of....and solution to...all life's problems". - Homer Simpson "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.” - W.C Fields "I don't drink water. Fish f*ck in it.” - W.C. Fields “Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.” - W.C. Fields “I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.” - W.C. Fields What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?” - W.C. Fields "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - John Belushi "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - John Vernon "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. " - Dean Martin "I like my whiskey old and my women young. " - Errol Flynn "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -Henny Youngman "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." -Rodney Dangerfield "To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a support group." -Leo Durocher __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!