BIC Cristal

markem · 04-12-2013, 03:12 PM

One simply must read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...tag=geek03b-20

kelmac07 · 04-12-2013, 03:17 PM

I rolled when I read this.

Had to post for those that won't click the link Mark.

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with."

Ogre · 04-12-2013, 03:22 PM

I had to read it twice, still can't believe it.

markem · 04-12-2013, 03:23 PM

Oh heck, read the last review.

MajorCaptSilly · 04-12-2013, 03:37 PM

Good stuff! If you haven't read the Three Wolf Moon shirt reviews, they are also super funny:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...olf+moon+shirt

MCS

markem · 04-12-2013, 03:40 PM

Not a review, but a product tag. Too funny.

CigarNut · 04-12-2013, 03:42 PM

Quote:

I can't find a switch to turn it on, and it didn't come with batteries. This is not the "for her" product I was expecting. At all.

cmitch · 04-12-2013, 03:43 PM

Here's a review for snatch cream. Must read them all!
http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-Ne...B002P0ST1K.htm

riverdawg · 04-12-2013, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Good stuff! If you haven't read the Three Wolf Moon shirt reviews, they are also super funny:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...olf+moon+shirt

MCS

Some of those are hilarious. "My son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones."

04-12-2013, 03:12 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	BIC Cristal One simply must read the reviews. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...tag=geek03b-20 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-12-2013, 03:17 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: BIC Cristal I rolled when I read this. Had to post for those that won't click the link Mark. "Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-12-2013, 03:22 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: BIC Cristal I had to read it twice, still can't believe it. __________________

04-12-2013, 03:23 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: BIC Cristal Oh heck, read the last review. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-12-2013, 03:37 PM	#5
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: BIC Cristal Good stuff! If you haven't read the Three Wolf Moon shirt reviews, they are also super funny: http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...olf+moon+shirt MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

04-12-2013, 03:40 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: BIC Cristal Not a review, but a product tag. Too funny. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-12-2013, 03:43 PM	#8
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: BIC Cristal Here's a review for snatch cream. Must read them all! http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-Ne...B002P0ST1K.htm __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.