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Old 03-25-2013, 11:17 PM   #1
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This just in........

Dodge and Chevrolet have just come up with the most innovative addition to their trucks ever. Standard equipment on all of their new trucks includes a heated tailgate, now your hands wont get cold while you're pushing it home.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:47 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:00 AM   #3
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Please don't encourage him!
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:50 AM   #5
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:58 AM   #6
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Damn I was hoping a buttmwarmer for tailgating or camps, but I see your humor.
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:36 AM   #7
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:38 PM   #8
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Damn I was hoping a buttmwarmer for tailgating or camps, but I see your humor.
I thought that was where the joke was headed too.
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #9
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Always playing catchup to Ford...
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:50 PM   #10
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I do believe they stole this idea from Ford.
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