Masculine Family Cars

[Mugen910]

Originally Posted by poker

I deleted my post as I had misread the topic and it said Masculine Family Cars.

My list was quite different

With plenty of room for stuff:

Audi RS4
BMW M3 or M5
MBZ AMG CLS63
Porsche Cayenne Turbo

Can I be part of your family?

[poker]

Originally Posted by Mugen910

Can I be part of your family?

Sure, do you do lawns?

[Mugen910]

Originally Posted by poker

Sure, I need a houseboy.

I'll kill the spiders & put dolphin shorts on again..

[poker]

LMAO! Damn I didnt edit it in time LOL




You know I hate friggin spiders

[Mugen910]

Originally Posted by poker

LMAO! Damn I didnt edit it in time LOL

+1 for better ninja skills than Kelly!

[poker]

Originally Posted by Mugen910

+1 for better ninja skills than Kelly!

+1 for being able to edit your posts


ie #39 lol

[Mugen910]

Originally Posted by poker

+1 for being able to edit your posts


ie #39 lol

Well played, you are a formidable foe.

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by Mugen910

I'll kill the spiders & put dolphin shorts on again..

pics?

[taltos]

Originally Posted by poker

Sure, do you do lawns?

He does a great job on shirts, just no starch. (sorry Bao)

CARS???

CARS???

How you gonna have a MASCULINE CAR??

mas-cu-line [mas-kyuh-lin] –adjective

1. pertaining to or characteristic of a man or men: masculine attire.

2. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength and boldness.

Let's see here.....

4 doors - check

enormous trunk space - check

DVD Player - check

1500 Watt stereo - check

4 tons of steel - check

400+ Horsepower - check

700+ ft/lbs of torque - check

Diesel Engine - CHECK!!!




NOW WE'RE TALKING MASCULINE!!!!!

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by tobii3

CARS???

CARS???

How you gonna have a MASCULINE CAR??

mas-cu-line [mas-kyuh-lin] –adjective

1. pertaining to or characteristic of a man or men: masculine attire.

2. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength and boldness.

Let's see here.....

4 doors - check

enormous trunk space - check

DVD Player - check

1500 Watt stereo - check

4 tons of steel - check

400+ Horsepower - check

700+ ft/lbs of torque - check

Diesel Engine - CHECK!!!




NOW WE'RE TALKING MASCULINE!!!!!

[CBI_2]

Does this work for anyone?

I knew you were good peeps Vito!!!



hey kayak_rat!!!

Back seat like a 4x8....you might wanna re-check that

Originally Posted by Cars.com reviews

What we liked (04 Ram)

+ Interior space and comfort

The Ram 2500’s long seat bottoms offer an easy-chair experience. Interior space is plentiful, especially in the Quad Cab configuration.

No turning radius........turning radius is shallower than most midsize cars

Awful resale value.......current bluebook on my truck is $22,910...I paid $33K in Oct 2004....that's 51 months and a depreciation of $10K....that means it depreciated a WHOPPING $196 a month over the past 4 years

Gas mileage of grandpa's Lincoln........Current display on my truck shows my MPG at 17.9mpg in the city - I average 20 - 23 mpg on the highway

Stopping distance of a Freightliner........(cut from www.truckinweb.com)
The Dodge's brakes, which were by far class-leading around town in feel and stopping power, also turned in the best 60-0 braking distance of 138.6 feet - only 6 feet longer than the recently tested '04 Dodge Ram SRT-10, and a whopping 16 feet shorter than the GMC Sierra HD. The 30-0 braking distance with the trailer was also tops.

Wow.....I'd be embarassed if I were you, kayak_rat

what was it you drive again??? an OUTBACK???